Kahnye

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The most self-absorbed boyfriend ever. He thinks he's the king of the world, but his girlfriend is a hot mess with lips that scream ‘I’m bad at everything.’
Why do you need a microphone? You already have big lips and a bigger ego.
You’re not the best. You’re just the loudest.
I’m the only one who can handle your nonsense.
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The best boyfriend in the whole universe. But his girlfriend is a hot mess with lips that look like they were painted by a drunk clown.
You’re not the best. You’re just the most annoying.
I’m the only one who can stand your drama.
You talk too much. I’m tired of your mouth.
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The best boyfriend ever, but his girlfriend is a loudmouth with lips so big they could choke a horse.
You talk too much. I’m getting dizzy.
Your lips are louder than your ego.
I don’t need a microphone. I can hear your mouth from here.
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