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When the ER is so clogged with people waiting for tests and scans that it feels like the whole place is stuck in a massive poop log jam and no one can move.

Patient: "I've been waiting for three hours and I still haven't seen a doctor."

Nurse: "We’re getting lab results, but the x-ray machine is stuck in a never-ending line of butt-ugly humans."

Doctor: "I can’t even get my coffee because the ER is a giant backed-up toilet."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the ER is like a traffic jam but with people instead of cars, and everyone is mad because they can't get their tests done in time.

Teen: "I was supposed to be out with my friends, not stuck in the ER like a stuck log."

Parent: "My kid’s x-ray is taking forever, and I'm getting a migraine from the screaming."

Staff: "The ER is like rush hour, but with people yelling and no coffee."

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the ER is so full of patients waiting for tests that it feels like the whole building is about to explode from all the waiting and the bad vibes.

Patient: "I was here before the sun came up, and I’m still waiting."

Doctor: "This ER is like a packed subway with no end in sight."

Nurse: "I’ve seen more patients today than I’ve seen in a whole month."

by Slangipedia 10d ago