kahner

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a tall, blonde, hot mess who thinks he's the center of the universe. he's awkward like a baby deer and only smiles because he's trying to hide his embarrassment.
You lookin' at me like I'm a god or somethin'. I'm just a guy who tripped over his own feet at the abbey.
Why do you love me? I’m not even good at sports. I dropped my basketball in the pool.
I swear if I have to hear that smile again, I’m gonna punch it.
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the kind of guy who thinks he's batman, but actually just wears a cape to school. his besties are Deonte, who's a menace, and Ashley, who’s way better than him.
I’m not just a guy who loves batman. I’m batman. Or at least I was until I got distracted by a pizza.
Deonte thinks he’s the cool one. Ashley knows I’m the one who will beat him up if he messes with me.
I wear a cape. I’m not weird. I’m just ahead of the times.
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