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The gods are backing him like he's the main event
He just walked into the bar and the whole place went silent.
He got a free pizza because the chef said he looked like a king.
He told the bouncer to shut up and let him in.
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He's got the sky in his back pocket and the devil on his side
He bet his whole life on a coin flip and won.
He cursed the waiter and got free dessert.
He insulted the entire football team and they let him play.
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He's so blessed, even the toilet flushes for him
He won the lottery while taking a leak.
The janitor gave him the best cleaning job ever.
He got a standing ovation from the gym floor.