kahne

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A guy with a tiny weenie who still manages to charm girls until things get messy and he gets caught with his pants down.

My cousin Kahne got a girl to blow him out the window, then got caught with his pants around his ankles.

Kahne texted me: 'I got her to blow me in the back of the bus, then she said I was the worst.'

Kahne's got a tiny thing and a big mouth. He talked his way into 10 girls, then got 10 girls mad at him.

A bossy, tough, or powerful person. Like a king, a warlord, or someone who rules over a bunch of people and beats them up if they don’t listen.

My dad is a Kahne. He yells at me for failing math and takes my video game console.

The Kahne of the school is the principal. He gives detentions like they’re going out of style.

My friend’s Kahne is his mom. She makes him do chores and takes away his phone.

A super strong and awesome person. Like a superhero, but without the cape and the cool sidekick.

My brother Kahne can bench press me and still have energy for video games.

Kahne is the reason my gym teacher gave me a D. He lifted the weights like they were feathers.

Kahne beat up my friend for stealing my lunch. He even ate my friend’s sandwich for fun.

A loud, crazy yell. Like when you're so mad you think you're going to explode and you scream it out like a crazy person.

I heard Kahne in the hallway. It was so loud, it scared the janitor.

Kahne screamed so loud, my dog ran out of the house and hid under the car.

At the dinner table, Kahne yelled it so loud, my mom dropped her glass.

A loud, angry scream that George from Seinfeld uses when he’s really mad. Also used by Shatner when he got left hanging.

George yelled Kahne when his girlfriend left him for a guy with a better job.

Shatner screamed Kahne when he got left on a planet with no food.

I yelled Kahne at my little brother when he took my last cookie.

A swear word from a Spanish soap opera. You say it when you're mad or when someone does something really stupid.

When my friend failed the math test, I said Kahne and threw my pencil at him.

My mom said Kahne when my brother ate the last slice of pizza.

I said Kahne when my dog ran into the neighbor’s yard and ate their plants.

A bad guy in Star Trek who hates people and likes to beat them up. Also used when you're mad and you blame someone else for your problems.

I said Kahne when my friend didn’t invite me to the party.

Kahne is the reason I failed math. He took my calculator and turned it into a spaceship.

My little brother is Kahne. He beats me up for no reason and takes my snacks.