kah'myah

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Kah'myah is the most insane, loud, and beautiful person you'll ever know. She’s fake as hell, but she’s also your best friend, and she’ll rip your ass apart if you ever diss her.
You: Yo, Kah'myah, why you always gotta be so loud? Kah'myah: Because you too quiet, dummy. You need to scream too.
Kah'myah just walked in and said, 'I know you were talking about me,' and started a full-on fight with the whole class.
Kah'myah called me a thot in front of my crush and then said, 'You too ugly to be a real thot.'
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Kah'myah is like a hurricane in a dress. She’s fake, she’s loud, and she will fight you if you even look at her wrong. She’s also the most loyal friend you could ever have.
Kah'myah saw me eating pizza and said, 'You’re eating pizza like it’s a competition. I bet I can eat more than you.' She did. I lost.
Kah'myah started a full-on argument with the teacher over a pop quiz and got us all detention.
Kah'myah walked in, saw my crush, and said, 'You’re not good enough for him. He’s too good for you.' Then she walked out.
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Kah'myah is the fakest, loudest, most loyal friend you’ll ever have. She’ll rip your ass up if you diss her, but she’ll always have your back no matter what.
Kah'myah saw me getting teased and said, 'I’ll beat them up if you want.' I said no. She beat them up anyway.
Kah'myah called me a thot in front of my whole family. I told her to shut up. She said, 'You’re a thot and you know it.'
Kah'myah walked into the store and yelled, 'I’m here to buy pizza and beat up the cashier!' She did both.
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