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a person who wakes up with a hard-on and no patience for anyone else
I woke up with a boner and cursed my sister for existing.
He got out of bed and yelled at the dog for no reason.
She checked her phone and immediately texted her crush before brushing her teeth.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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someone who is too lazy to get dressed but too horny to stay in bed
He was in his underwear arguing with his mom about breakfast.
She sat on the floor and texted her boyfriend while eating cereal.
He threw his pants on and ran out of the house like a maniac.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human who thinks about sex before they think about coffee
He opened his eyes and immediately thought about his ex.
She drank her coffee and still thought about her crush.
He skipped breakfast just to message his girlfriend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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