kahmiah

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A hot young lady who’s got more friends than she can handle but only texts the ones who send her money. She’s got a brain and doesn’t need anyone to help her. She’s got big plans and ain’t waiting for no one.
DM: "You’re cute, but I’m only talking to you if you send me a Venmo."
Text: "I’m going to college next year, and I don’t need your help."
Tweet: "I got 100 friends, but I only talk to 3. The rest are just background noise."
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A pretty girl who’s got more options than a buffet. She don’t need no one to be happy. She’s got a brain and ain’t going to let no one tell her what to do.
Text: "I got 50 DMs, and I’m only replying to the ones who flattered me right."
Tweet: "I got a future, and I ain’t waiting on no one to make it happen."
DM: "You can be my friend, but only if you don’t ask me for help."
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A gorgeous girl who’s got a ton of friends, but she only talks to the ones who matter. She don’t need no one and knows exactly what she wants. She’s got brains and a plan.
Text: "I got 20 friends, but I only text 2. The rest are just backup."
Tweet: "I don’t need your help. I got my own plan."
DM: "You can be my friend, but don’t expect me to help you with your life."
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