kahlyn

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A kahlyn is a walking disaster who thinks they're perfect. They talk too much and never shut up.

My kahlyn friend just texted me 10 messages in one minute. I'm still recovering.

At the party, my kahlyn cousin gave a 5-minute speech about her cat. Nobody asked for it.

My kahlyn neighbor yells at the mailman every Tuesday. It's a tradition.

Kahlyns are like glitter in a bathroom, they look amazing but you end up with glitter everywhere and you can't get it out.

My kahlyn friend spilled glitter on my keyboard. Now it looks like a snowstorm in my computer.

At the mall, my kahlyn cousin bought glitter and used it as confetti. Now the whole store is a mess.

My kahlyn neighbor put glitter in my cereal. I ate it. I'm covered in glitter.

Kahlyns are like your best friend who also happens to be a nightmare. They're loyal, but they're also a total pain in the ass.

My kahlyn friend promised she'd stop eating my snacks. She didn't. She ate all of them.

My kahlyn cousin cried when I told her my dog died. Then she cried again when I told her my dog was a jerk.

My kahlyn neighbor borrowed my lawn mower and didn't return it. Now I can't mow my lawn.

Kahlyns are the kind of people who think they're hot, and they're not wrong. They're also the kind of people who can't keep a secret.

My kahlyn friend told my crush I had a crush on him. Now he's obsessed with me.

My kahlyn cousin told my mom my secret about my dog. Now my mom thinks my dog is a spy.

My kahlyn neighbor told my teacher I was a troublemaker. Now I have to do detention.

Kahlyns are like a smart kid who also loves glitter and thinks they're in love with everyone.

My kahlyn friend told me she's in love with my dog. My dog doesn't care.

My kahlyn cousin told me she's in love with my teacher. My teacher is confused.

My kahlyn neighbor told me she's in love with my neighbor's dog. Now I'm confused.