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A Kahlie is a hot mess who looks good but acts like a lunatic. She’s loyal to a fault, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you wish you were dead.

I tried to flirt with her friend. Now I’m stuck in the back of the class with a broken nose.

She dumped my ex for liking my ex’s ex. Classic Kahlie.

I called her a fake. She laughed in my face and then broke my phone.

Kahlies are born in Michigan and are too pretty to be real. They’re stubborn as hell and will love you for eternity or hate you for it.

She ignored me for a week because I didn’t like her favorite song. I still don’t know what that song was.

I asked her out. She said yes, then dumped me for a pizza box.

She’s cooler than me and knows it.

A Kahlie is a sexy Australian chick who’s got the looks and the attitude to back it up.

She walked in and I fell in love. Then she said I was ugly and left.

My friend asked her out. She said yes, then asked him out too.

She wore a hat and I immediately texted her my phone number.

Kahlie is a guy or girl who’s hot, funny, and has a future. They’ll make your day or your life.

He smiled at me and I got a C in math. Worth it.

She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

He said I was ugly. I still love him.

A Kahlie is a hot person who wins all the time. They win over people, they win at life, and they win at everything.

She walked in and my crush asked me out. I got dumped.

He beat me in a game. Then he asked me out. I got even more dumped.

She smiled at me and I failed my math test. Twice.

A Kahlie is someone who can’t stand seeing people mad. She’s got a huge heart and will go to any length to fix it.

Her friend was mad. She took her to the mall and bought her a new outfit. Then she paid for it.

She saw me crying. She texted me a pizza and a heart emoji.

Her friend got mad. She yelled at me for no reason. Then she bought her friend a new phone.