Kahluahkbar

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When an Isis agent slams their glass down and screams 'Kahluahkbar' like they just found out the bar is on fire and it's all your fault.
'Kahluahkbar!' he roared, spilling half my drink and my dignity.
'I'm not paying for this mess. Kahluahkbar!' he yelled, pointing at my face.
He kicked the bar stool and yelled, 'Kahluahkbar!' like it was a curse.
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When an Isis agent orders Kahluah and yells 'Kahluahkbar' so loud it wakes up the ghost in the back room.
He yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' so hard the ghost started haunting the bartender.
'Kahluahkbar!' he screamed, and the ghost whispered, 'I'm coming for you.'
He ordered Kahluah and yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' like it was a death sentence.
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When an Isis agent yells 'Kahluahkbar' because the Kahluah is the only thing keeping them from crying in the bathroom.
He drank Kahluah and yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' like it was a prayer.
'Kahluahkbar!' he blurted out, tears streaming down his face.
He whispered 'Kahluahkbar' like it was a secret only he and the bar knew.
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When an Isis agent yells 'Kahluahkbar' because the Kahluah is the only thing keeping them from breaking the bar.
He yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' and the bar shook like it was scared.
'Kahluahkbar!' he roared, throwing a glass at the wall.
He took one sip and screamed 'Kahluahkbar!' like it was the last thing he'd ever say.
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When an Isis agent yells 'Kahluahkbar' because they think the Kahluah is a magic spell that will save them from their life.
He chugged Kahluah and yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' like it was a wizard's spell.
'Kahluahkbar!' he cried, believing the drink could end his misery.
He whispered 'Kahluahkbar' like it was a secret that could change his life.
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When an Isis agent yells 'Kahluahkbar' because they're so drunk they think the Kahluah is actually a person.
He yelled 'Kahluahkbar!' like Kahluah was his best friend.
'Kahluahkbar!' he roared, slapping the glass like it was a person.
He said, 'Kahluahkbar!' and then passed out on the bar.
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