kahlua sombrero

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a messy drink made with kahlua and cream that looks like a drunk man’s hair

I tried to make a kahlua sombrero and it ended up looking like my brother’s forehead after a fight.

My date spilled it on me and now I smell like a coffee bar fight.

It’s so bad I think it’s trying to take over my soul.

the breakfast of champions… if the champions were alcoholics and had no self-respect

My mom calls it my breakfast every morning. It’s basically my life now.

I drank it at 3 a. m. and now I’m crying in the kitchen.

It tastes like regret and burnt coffee.

a drink so bad it should have its own criminal record

I got in trouble for drinking it in class. It was that bad.

My friend tried to drink it and now he’s in the hospital.

It’s like coffee and cream had a screaming match in my mouth.