Kahlua cock

My uncle did a Kahlua cock at the family reunion and spent the rest of the night crying in the bathroom.

He drank three shots of Kahlua and tried to flirt with my mom. It was sad.

I saw my dad do a Kahlua cock at the bar and he looked like a wet sock.

My brother drank Kahlua like it was his job and couldn’t even remember how to walk.

He did a Kahlua cock and tried to talk to my sister. It was like watching a fish try to speak.

He drank so much Kahlua he said he was going to marry the coffee.

He did a Kahlua cock at the party and fell over like a sack of bricks.

He drank so much Kahlua he looked like a melted crayon.

He tried to dance after a Kahlua cock and just wobbled like a drunk penguin.