kahlouch

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A kahlouch is a guy who looks like he just came out of a neon dumpster and still smells like bad decisions.

My cousin is a kahlouch. He wears a neon shirt and a frown like it's a job.

The guy at the gas station is a kahlouch. He talks to the vending machine like it's his ex.

I saw a kahlouch in the park. He was doing yoga with a neon fanny pack.

A kahlouch is a man who thinks neon is a color, not a curse.

My homie is a kahlouch. He wears neon socks and a neon hat. He looks like a walking traffic light.

That guy at the bar is a kahlouch. He ordered a neon cocktail and called it a 'color explosion.'

I walked into a room and saw a kahlouch. It was like a rainbow had exploded in my face.

A kahlouch is a man who wears so much neon, he probably blinds his dog when he walks home.

My neighbor is a kahlouch. He walks his dog in neon pajamas and a neon helmet. The dog looks confused.

The guy at the store is a kahlouch. He wears neon gloves and a neon belt. He looks like he just ran a marathon in a disco.

I saw a kahlouch at the mall. He was shopping with a neon shopping cart and a neon beard.

A kahlouch is a man who thinks wearing neon is the same as being cool. It's not. It's just being loud.

My brother is a kahlouch. He wears neon sunglasses and a neon shirt. He looks like he just got out of a neon prison.

That guy in the gym is a kahlouch. He lifts weights in neon shorts and a neon tank top. He looks like a neon meatball.

I saw a kahlouch on the bus. He was wearing neon socks and a neon hat. He looked like a walking neon ad.

A kahlouch is a man who thinks the night is too dark for him to be seen. So he wears neon like it's a religion.

My friend is a kahlouch. He wears neon pants and a neon shirt. He looks like a walking neon billboard.

The guy at the coffee shop is a kahlouch. He wears neon socks and a neon coffee mug. He looks like a neon coffee monster.

I saw a kahlouch in the street. He was wearing neon shoes and a neon hat. He looked like a neon superhero who forgot his cape.

A kahlouch is a man who thinks neon is the only way to be seen. So he wears it like it's a curse.

My uncle is a kahlouch. He wears neon shirts and neon pants. He looks like a neon man who got stuck in a neon closet.

That guy at the party is a kahlouch. He wears neon sunglasses and a neon shirt. He looks like a neon man who just got out of a neon jail.

I saw a kahlouch in the park. He was wearing neon shorts and a neon hat. He looked like a neon man who forgot his shoes.