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The fancy last name of the smartest, hardest working, and most successful people. All Kahlon people are cool, kind, and always ready to help. They're brave, never back down, and have the body of a god and the brain of a beast.
My cousin Kahlon single-handedly saved my life during a math test. He’s like a superhero with a calculator.
I asked my Kahlon friend for help with my essay. He wrote it for me and then gave me the essay back in blood.
My Kahlon uncle can bench press a cow and still win the spelling bee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A king or lord, basically the richest, most powerful, and most annoying person in the room.
My uncle is a Kahlon, so he thinks he’s a king. He even wears a crown in math class.
When the Kahlon took the throne, the other kids had to sit in the back and eat pizza crusts.
The Kahlon got a throne made out of chicken nuggets and called it ‘the snack of kings.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A soft, black, juicy ass, the kind that makes you want to slap it and then eat it.
That Kahlon’s ass is so soft, I could live there and never leave.
I walked past a Kahlon in the hallway, and it was like walking past a juicy burger.
My friend tried to steal a Kahlon’s ass and got caught eating it in the cafeteria.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The ultimate Punjabi god who can beat up the whole world, and he’s also the best at getting girls in GTA.
That Kahlon could beat up the whole school and still get the crush.
He’s like a Punjabi god with a cheat code, he just hits ‘FANNYMAGNET’ and gets all the girls.
My Kahlon cousin cheated in GTA by using the FANNYMAGNET code and got 100 girls in one day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Anoop Kahlon is like a secret agent for Isis, he’s stealthy, dangerous, and he doesn’t tell anyone his plans.
My friend Anoop Kahlon is like a secret agent, he’s sneaky and he fights people with his lunch.
Anoop Kahlon joined Isis just to get extra credit in history class.
Anoop Kahlon took down a whole army with just a ruler and a protractor.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A warrior who’s honest, strong, and the best listener you’ll ever find, like a superhero with a heart of gold.
That Kahlon is like a superhero, he listens to you, helps you, and even beats up your enemies for you.
My Kahlon friend is like a mentor, a teacher, and a gym coach all in one.
He’s the kind of guy who will fight your battle for you and still do your homework.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cute guy who can lift weights like it’s nothing, he’s the next big thing in the strongman world.
That Kahlon is so cute, he could lift weights and still get the crush.
He’s like a powerlifter and a heartthrob, he’s got the body and the brain.
He lifted a car and still had time to text me during lunch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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