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A Kahlista is a girl who worries like a brain tumor. She’s pretty enough to make a boy cry, but she’s too shy to admit it. She’s got a bunch of online friends who think she’s a saint, but in real life, she’s just a girl who loves animals and computers more than her own sanity.
Why did I sign up for this test? I’ll fail and die.
My pet rabbit has more friends than I do.
I’m not nervous. I’m just preparing for the apocalypse.