Kahlil

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Kahlil is a loudmouth who thinks he's the life of the party, but he's just a guy who yells at people and still manages to charm some girls
Kahlil: 'You're all losers!' (while laughing at his own joke)
Kahlil told the girl he likes he's 'the best' even though he failed math
He called his friend a 'dumbass' but still invited him to his birthday party
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Kahlil is the kind of guy who thinks he's the best friend ever, even though he's always getting in trouble for trying to flirt with every girl
He cried when his friend got mad at him for stealing his snack
He told his mom he's 'the best friend ever' even though he forgot her birthday
He said he'll be there for his friends 'no matter what' and then left mid-conversation
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Kahlil is a hot guy who thinks he's the best looking person on earth, even though he's just a guy who looks good and talks to himself
He posted a selfie with the caption 'I'm hot and I know it'
He told his crush he's 'the most handsome guy ever' even though he wore a hat
He asked his friend if he was 'hot' and then laughed at him when he said no
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Kahlil is a name that means 'friend' but he's more of a guy who doesn't know when to shut up
He told his teacher he's 'from Lebanon' even though he didn't know where Lebanon was
He said his name was 'Kahlil Gibran' and then asked if he was a poet
He told his friend his name meant 'ally' and then forgot what that meant
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Kahlil is a guy who thinks he's the best boyfriend ever, even though he's just a guy who likes to flirt and miss his girlfriend
He told his girlfriend he's 'daddy' even though he can't cook
He said he loves her but then went to the movies with another girl
He texted her 'I miss you' but then played video games for three hours
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Kahlil is a guy who thinks he's in love with one girl, even though he still flirts with everyone else
He told his crush he's 'in love' but then asked another girl out
He said Yareli was 'the most beautiful girl ever' but then asked another girl to dance
He said he's only with Yareli but then got in trouble for flirting with someone else
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Kahlil is a guy who thinks he's good at everything but he's just a guy who talks to himself and fails at basketball
He said he's 'the best at COD' even though he lost to his little brother
He tried to make a basketball shot and missed it completely
He told his friend he's 'the best at life' and then fell over
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