Kahlid

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God's favorite human who talks to Him like He's a best friend and brings good news even when it's not good

Kahlid just told God he's coming over for pizza and that the devil is out of town.

He brought good news about a pizza party, but it was just a lie to get out of doing chores.

Kahlid told God the devil was coming, but it was just a fake monster in his closet.

A human who gets picked by God to help people and drop the biggest news, even if it’s a total mess

Kahlid dropped the news that God was coming to school, but it was just a teacher wearing a beard.

He told people God had a new phone number, but it was just his mom’s number.

Kahlid said the sky was going to fall, but it was just a broken ceiling fan.

The person God picks to help Him and shout the best news, even if it’s total nonsense

Kahlid shouted from the roof that God had a new pet, but it was just a goldfish in a bowl.

He told everyone God had a new job, but it was just working at the pizza shop.

Kahlid said God was coming to lunch, but it was just his dad wearing a cape.