kahli-weatherwaxing

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a hot aussie who beats everyone in every game and makes them feel like losers
"You just got kahli-weatherwaxed by that chick at the casino."
He won 10 straight rounds and called me a noob. Classic kahli-weatherwaxing.
She beat my dad at poker and then asked for his number. That’s kahli-weatherwaxing.
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when an aussie hottie wins so much they make your brain shut off
"That girl kahli-weatherwaxed me in 3 minutes. I couldn’t even think straight."
He kahli-weatherwaxed my brother at the footy game and now he’s crying in the bathroom.
She kahli-weatherwaxed me at the casino and now I’m just a sad shadow of my former self.
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the ultimate aussie win streak that makes you question your life choices
"She kahli-weatherwaxed me at the bar. I lost my phone, my dignity, and my soul."
He kahli-weatherwaxed my mom at the bingo hall and now she’s his sidekick.
I got kahli-weatherwaxed at the mall. I didn’t even win a lollipop.
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when an aussie beauty wins so much they make you feel like a failure
"That guy kahli-weatherwaxed me at the trivia night. I didn’t even know the answers to my own life."
She kahli-weatherwaxed me in the gym and now I’m just a sweaty loser.
He kahli-weatherwaxed me in the kitchen. I couldn’t even boil an egg properly.
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the aussie way of winning so much they make you feel like a nobody
"She kahli-weatherwaxed me at the dance. I didn’t even get a spin."
He kahli-weatherwaxed me at the movie theater. I didn’t even get the snacks right.
I got kahli-weatherwaxed by my crush and now I’m just a sad kid in the corner.
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when an aussie wins so much they make you feel like you're not even real
"That girl kahli-weatherwaxed me at the park. I couldn’t even throw a ball straight."
He kahli-weatherwaxed me in the classroom. I got detention for being distracted.
She kahli-weatherwaxed me in the kitchen. I didn’t even know what a sandwich was.
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