kahler middle school

Your mom went to a drag show and wore pants. Classic.

Your mom tried to be cool at a drag show and failed. Hard.

Your mom was at a drag show and got called out for wearing pants. Embarrassing.

Your mom eats glitter for breakfast. Literally.

Your mom tried to cook with glitter and it didn’t go well.

Your mom says glitter is a food group and nobody believes her.

Your mom tried to be a chicken and failed. Silly.

Your mom wore a chicken costume and got laughed at.

Your mom tried to cluck and couldn’t even do it right.

Your mom tried to find love at a funeral and failed.

Your mom used a dating app at a funeral and got called out.

Your mom matched with someone at a funeral and nobody liked it.

Your mom tried to be a superhero and got laughed at.

Your mom wore a cape and failed to save anyone.

Your mom tried to fly and fell off a chair.

Your mom eats confetti like it’s pizza.

Your mom tried to make confetti pizza and it was terrible.

Your mom thinks confetti is a type of pizza and nobody agrees.