kahleeah

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kahleeah is like a candy-coated psycho who will smile in your face and then stab you in the back with a fork

She said she'd help me with my math homework. Then she failed my test on purpose.

She texted me 'miss you' then blocked me.

She invited me to her party. I showed up. She didn't.

kahleeah is the best friend you ever had until she turned into a witch and cursed your life

She wished me a happy birthday. Then she set my phone on fire.

She told me she'd buy me ice cream. Then she bought me a cone and a lecture.

She said I could borrow her notes. Then she wrote 'I hate you' in my book.

kahleeah is the kind of person who will laugh at your jokes until she gets the last laugh

She laughed at my joke. Then she made one that was way better.

She was my best friend. Then she turned me into a meme.

She said she'd never talk to me again. Then she texted me 10 times.