Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy who wears dresses and poops on his mom’s plates, then lies and says they’re brownies. Also talks to gay guys online by pretending to be a girl.

Kahl: ‘I’m a girl named Karen!’ (He’s wearing a pink dress and eating a plate of poop.)

Kahl DMs a guy: ‘Hey sexy, wanna hang out?’ (He’s wearing a dress and eating a plate of poop.)

Kahl: ‘I’m not a crossdresser, I’m a brownie chef.’ (He’s wearing a dress and eating a plate of poop.)

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2

A guy who’s hot, nice, and always has time for his family. Also has a penis that never stops working.

Kahl: ‘I’m the best brother ever.’ (He’s eating pizza with his family.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best boyfriend ever.’ (He’s holding his girlfriend’s hand.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best son ever.’ (He’s helping his mom do the dishes.)

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3

A stupid Jewish guy who tries to steal your girlfriend. He wears stupid clothes and has a dumb dildo named Ike. His mom is gross and his dad is a stupid Jew who wears stupid clothes and thinks he’s a WWII pilot.

Kahl: ‘I’m going to steal your girlfriend!’ (He’s wearing a green hat and an orange coat.)

Kahl: ‘I’m a WWII pilot!’ (He’s wearing a stupid orange coat and a stupid hat.)

Kahl: ‘I’m not stupid, I’m just Jewish.’ (He’s wearing a stupid hat and an orange coat.)

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4

A drink made with rum, vodka, wine, and a beer. It’s so bad it makes you puke.

Kahl: ‘I’m drinking a kahl.’ (He’s puking into a trash can.)

Kahl: ‘I’m making a kahl.’ (He’s mixing rum, vodka, wine, and a beer.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best at making kahls.’ (He’s puking into a trash can.)

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5

A guy who’s a hollaback girl, a pussy, or a guy who hangs out with pussies.

Kahl: ‘I’m a hollaback girl!’ (He’s wearing a dress and eating a plate of poop.)

Kahl: ‘I’m a pussy.’ (He’s wearing a dress and eating a plate of poop.)

Kahl: ‘I’m a guy who hangs out with pussies.’ (He’s wearing a dress and eating a plate of poop.)

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6

A hot Garfield who’s cool and has a lot of friends.

Kahl: ‘I’m the best Garfield ever.’ (He’s eating lasagna.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best cat ever.’ (He’s eating lasagna.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best Garfield ever.’ (He’s eating lasagna.)

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7

The Roman goddess of sex and beauty. She’s hot, has nice eyes, and makes Taylor Lautner fall in love with her.

Kahl: ‘I’m the Roman goddess of sex and beauty.’ (She’s looking at Taylor Lautner.)

Kahl: ‘I’m the best goddess ever.’ (She’s looking at Taylor Lautner.)

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