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Kahlani is the girl who will be your best friend forever and then your wife and then your ex because she’s too good for you she looks like a goddess and she’ll make you look like a fool if you ever try to cheat on her she’s also the reason you’re still alive because she’ll beat the living daylights out of you if you mess with her friends
Kahlani just beat me up for making fun of her friend’s hair. I’m still limping.
She’s the only one who can keep me in line. I tried to cheat on her and got a black eye for my trouble.
I asked her out and she said no. Then she said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t kick your ass.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlani is the kind of girl who will take you to the prom and then to the hospital because she’s so hot she burns the place down she’s got a style that makes your outfit look like it was chosen by a blindfolded toddler and she’s the only one who can stand your dumbass
She took me to the prom and then to the hospital because my outfit looked like a sock monkey’s dream.
She told me I looked like a hot dog in a sock. I still don’t know what that means.
She said my fashion sense was 'laughable.' I took that as a compliment.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlani is the girl who will save your life if you ever need it she’s got a heart of gold and a fist of steel she’s so beautiful she makes your face look like it was painted by a toddler and she’s the only one who can handle your dumbass
She saved me from a fight with my brother. I owe her my life and my sanity.
She told me I looked like a kid who drew on a wall. I took it as a compliment.
She gave me a black eye for making fun of her fashion sense. I still haven’t forgiven her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlani is the type of girl who will be your best friend and your worst enemy if you ever cross her she’s got the body of a goddess and the temper of a lion she’s the only one who can stand your dumbass and your dumb decisions
She was my best friend until I made fun of her cat. Now she’s my worst enemy.
She kicked my ass for getting a D on my math test. I still don’t know why.
She said my fashion sense was 'a disgrace.' I took that as a challenge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlani is the girl who will fight for you and then fight with you if you ever mess up she looks like a model and acts like a warrior she’s the only one who can take your dumbass and your dumb decisions without crying
She fought for me in a fight with my brother. Then she fought with me because I lost the battle.
She said my outfit was 'laughable.' I took that as a challenge.
She told me I was a 'dumbass' and then gave me a black eye for it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahlani is the girl who will be your best friend for life if you ever stop being a dumbass she looks like a goddess and acts like a warrior she’s got a heart of gold and a fist of steel and she’s the only one who can take your dumbass and your dumb decisions without crying
She said she would be my best friend for life if I stopped being a dumbass. I took that as a challenge.
She told me my outfit was 'a disgrace.' I took it as a compliment.
She gave me a black eye for making fun of her friend. I still haven’t forgiven her.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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