Kahlan

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Kahlan is a hot mess who thinks she’s a hero but is just stuck in a never-ending drama. She’s the friend you call when you need help, but she’s also the one who ends up in trouble because she can’t shut up.
'I saved the world today, and I’m still not getting a break.'
'Why do I have a sword in my hand and a giant monster in my face?'
'I’m not a hero. I’m just a girl with a really bad decision-making problem.'
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Kahlan is the funniest person you know, but she’s also the most stubborn. She’s hot, creative, and leads the group, but she’ll fight you for the last slice of pizza.
'Why is everyone arguing about the pizza? I just want to eat.'
'I’m not funny. I’m just the most annoying person in the room.'
'I don’t care if you’re right. I’m still going to laugh at your face.'
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Kahlan is the type of person who will go out of their way to hate Chads and Karens. They’re a Gen Z kid with book nerd parents and they’re probably gay. They won’t back down from a fight and are very open-minded.
'Chad is the worst. I hate him with all my heart.'
'Karen is like the devil in human form.'
'I’m not gay. I’m just very confused and very attracted to people.'
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Kahlan is smart, creative, and will do anything to protect the person they love. They’ll joke about death, get flustered easily, and write down all their life problems in a book. They might also be super kinky.
'I would die for you. I would literally die for you.'
'I got flustered at a coffee shop. It was embarrassing.'
'I have a book. It’s called My Life Problems. It’s 500 pages long.'
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Kahlan is the best friend you could ever have. They’re sexy, clever, and they choose the best boyfriends. They’re also amazing at everything and are usually loved by people named Tiago.
'Tiago is my favorite person. I love him more than anything.'
'I’m not sexy. I just look good in the right lighting.'
'I’m clever. I’m also very good at everything.'
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Kahlan is the best Fortnite player ever. She’s hotter than Ninja, married to a Bella, and she protects all the Lolis. Her job is important and she’s got more women than Ethan, who is gay.
'I beat Myth. It was a miracle.'
'Bella is my wife. I love her very much.'
'Ethan is gay. He’s also very sad.'
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