Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meatball of a human who thinks they're a superhero because they can still fit into a medium pants.

My cousin ate three pizzas and still says he's not fat. I call him a Kahlamb.

He tried to do a plank and fell over like a drunk flamingo. Still thinks he's in shape.

He posted a photo of himself in a tank top and said, 'This is my abs.' I almost threw up.

2

A human who eats like a horse but still insists they're not a cow.

At the buffet, he took six plates and said, 'I’m just having a snack.'

He tried to run a mile and walked half of it, but still said he’s not fat.

He called me a ‘weakling’ because I can’t eat three burgers in one sitting.

3

A person who looks like a balloon but still thinks they’re a tightrope walker.

He tried to do a handstand and looked like a wobbly hot dog.

He said he’s going to the gym, but it’s just a 10-minute walk to the store.

He posted a selfie with sunglasses on and said, 'This is my power pose.'

4

A human who eats like a bear but still thinks they're a gazelle.

He ate an entire cake and said, 'I just had a little snack.'

He tried to run but took three steps and panted like a dog.

He called me a ‘slowpoke’ because I can’t finish my fries as fast as him.

5

A person who looks like a doughnut but still claims to be a superhero.

He tried to lift weights and looked like a confused jellyfish.

He said he’s not fat because he can still fit into his old jeans.

He posted a video of himself doing a dance and said, 'This is my workout.'

6

A person who eats like a shark but still thinks they're a dolphin.

He devoured a whole pizza and said, 'I was just hungry.'

He tried to swim in the pool and floated like a log.

He called me a 'land-dweller' because I can’t eat 10 slices of pizza.