Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most attractive man on the planet who makes your heart beat like a drum in a fight

My cousin saw Kahlab and fainted. I didn't even laugh.

He walked into the room and my dog started licking his shoes.

I tried to text him and my phone exploded from the vibes.

2

A man so hot he could melt the ice caps and make you blush at the same time

I saw Kahlab on Instagram and my cat started purring like it was in love.

He smiled at me and I tripped over my own feet.

My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected by a crowd.

3

The kind of man who makes you question your life choices and your attractiveness at the same time

I texted Kahlab and my mom started crying.

He walked by and my dog turned into a statue.

I tried to ignore him and my phone sent a love letter to him.

4

A human being so good-looking he could make a saint blush and a devil weep

I saw Kahlab and my friend’s dog started dancing.

He winked at me and my phone started making love to my coffee cup.

I tried to act cool and my shoes fell off.

5

The kind of man who could make a fire hydrant jealous and a superhero feel insecure

I texted Kahlab and my neighbor’s plants started growing in love.

He looked at me and my dog started singing.

I tried to flirt with him and my phone started dating my fridge.

6

The most beautiful man to ever exist who could make a pizza look bad and a rock feel lonely

I saw Kahlab and my dog started writing poetry.

He smiled and my computer started dating my printer.

I tried to ignore him and my hair turned into a disco.