kahla

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A Kahla is a girl who is extra girly and always hangs out with Jess and Kate. Together they are a crazy trio who make everything sane go to hell. When Kahla and Jess team up, they can insult someone so hard it feels like getting hit by a truck.
'Kahla and Jess just made my lunch period a nightmare.'
'Jess and Kahla are the reason I failed algebra.'
'Kahla, Jess, and Kate turned my math test into a warzone.'
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Kahla walks in and everyone stops talking. She’s all heart and no brains. She’ll do anything for you, even if it means she ends up with no life of her own. Once she gets in your heart, she never leaves, and you’ll never be the same.
'Kahla came in and I forgot how to breathe.'
'She’s my best friend and I love her to death.'
'Kahla made me cry at lunch. I still haven’t stopped.'
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A Kahla is like a big shot but with a tiny little weenie. They think they’re cool but their tiny dick is the worst thing ever.
'Kahla thinks he’s a tough guy, but his dick is the size of a pebble.'
'He’s a Kahla and his weenie is smaller than my lunch.'
'Kahla thinks he’s a legend, but I’ve seen bigger dicks on a pizza.'
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Kahla is the word you use when someone is so ugly it’s like they were born in a dumpster. You only use it when you’re really angry or really tired of looking at them.
'That guy is a Kahla. I can’t even look at him anymore.'
'She’s a Kahla and I’m done with this class.'
'He’s so ugly, I just called him a Kahla.'
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