kahktoose

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A giant lumpy cactus with a smug cat face. It looks like it came out of a toilet and is judging your life.

My neighbor’s kahktoose stared at me through his window like he knew I had a bad day at work.

I saw a kahktoose in the desert and it gave me the finger.

My mom says my kahktoose is watching me while I eat cereal.

A cactus that got hit by a cat and now it’s got a face and it’s mad.

That kahktoose just screamed at me from the desert like I owed it money.

My kahktoose is following me to school and it’s making fun of my lunch.

I saw my kahktoose in my dream and it was wearing my socks.

A cactus that looks like a cat that failed at being a cactus. It's stuck in the desert and it's crying.

My kahktoose cried on my shoulder and it left a cactus stain on my shirt.

That kahktoose just walked into my house and asked for a snack.

I saw my kahktoose in the mall and it was shopping for socks.