kahima

She turned my tomato plants into compost and called it a mercy killing.

My neighbor’s garden was trampled by kahima and now looks like a war zone.

I tried to steal her roses and got a face full of thorns.

She cursed my lawn and now it’s full of weeds and drama.

I said I’d water her plants, but I ran away and left them to die.

She came to my yard and told me my grass was 'pathetic'.

My plants doubled in size and my ex’s face turned purple from the weeds.

She made my flowers bloom so fast, they scared my dog.

I tried to insult her garden, and now my face is in a flower pot.