kahila

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Kahila is a rare beast who’s sweet as hell but don’t you dare mess with her best friend or she’ll rip your face off. She’s real and honest and if you treat her right she’ll stick with you like a bad habit.
Kahila just side-eyed me when I called her best friend a doormat. I now have a black eye and a broken nose.
She stayed with me through my entire midlife crisis. I didn’t even know I had one.
Kahila didn’t leave when I cried on her shoulder. She left when I cried on her shoulder and then ate my last taco.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahila is like a golden retriever who also knows how to curse. She’s always with her bestie and if you treat her good, she’ll be your bestie too. Don’t be a jackass or she’ll tell you exactly what she thinks.
Kahila called me a ‘fucking idiot’ when I spilled coffee on her bestie. It was worth it.
She stuck with me when I failed my math test. Then she failed it with me.
Kahila didn’t leave me when I cried. She left when I cried and then took my last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kahila is a goddamn miracle. She’s sweet and kind but don’t mess with her bestie or she’ll make your life a living hell. She’s real and loyal and if you’re a good person, she’ll be your bestie forever.
Kahila threatened to burn my house down when I insulted her bestie. I now have a burn mark on my arm and a new fear of fire.
She was with me through my breakup. Then she broke up with me.
Kahila didn’t leave when I cried. She left when I cried and took my last ice cream.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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