kahenat

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A fancy Afghan name for the whole mess of life. If someone has it, they probably think they're Einstein but still can't cook a decent omelet.
My cousin is a kahenat. She talks like she invented the internet but can't boil water.
He called me a kahenat in front of everyone. I still haven't forgiven him.
She's a kahenat, but I swear she can't even solve a Rubik's cube.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A title given to people who think they're special. Usually means they’re a mess but still think they're the best at everything.
My teacher says I'm a kahenat. I don't believe her. I'm just tired.
He claims to be a kahenat. I saw him cry when his pizza got cold.
She calls herself a kahenat. I think she just needs a nap.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A name that means the whole universe. But if you're called one, you’re probably a mess who thinks they're the center of everything.
My brother is a kahenat. He thinks he’s the reason the sun rises.
She said I was a kahenat. I told her I was just tired, not stupid.
He’s a kahenat, but he still got lost in the mall.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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