kahei

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A total dweeb who can’t handle any fun and smells like old socks

My cousin is a kahei. He sat through my entire joke and didn’t even laugh.

He tried to make a joke about math and it was worse than a cafeteria lunch.

He’s so nerdy he thinks Pokémon is a real job.

That girl who looks like she’s been eating pizza for a year and still thinks she’s hot

Vivi is a kahei. She’s like a human blimp wearing a glittery shirt.

She tried to do a dance and looked like she was possessed by a disco ball.

She eats so much she might turn into a meatball.

The most beautiful person on Earth who also happens to be Putin’s lost daughter and a pop star

Vivi’s so pretty she could make a salad look jealous.

She’s so famous she got 300b trophies just for breathing.

She’s so cool she probably hangs out with Putin and eats caviar for breakfast.