kahden

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Kahden is a hot mess who loves you like you’re their last meal. They’ll fight for you like you’re their final snack and swear at you like you’re their ex.

Kahden just broke up with his girlfriend because she called him 'average' and he screamed into a pillow.

He showed up at my house with a pizza and a middle finger for my ex.

Kahden fought a guy in a convenience store over who had the better coffee.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahden is a tough guy who’ll back you up like you’re his favorite sidekick. He’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash.

He stood up for me in class when the teacher was being a total jerk.

Kahden told my mom she was ‘a disappointment’ and then bought her cake.

He punched a wall because he didn’t like the way the pizza was cut.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahden is a beast who’ll love you like you’re the last donut. He’s got a temper, but he’s got your back like you’re his only friend.

He yelled at a bus driver for cutting him off and then gave me a hug.

Kahden cried in front of the whole school because he didn’t get into his dream group.

He beat up a guy who said he didn’t like tacos.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahden is the kind of person who’ll fight for you like you’re their last chance. They’re hot, they’re tough, and they’ll swear at you like you’re their enemy.

He took down three guys at the mall just to prove he was better than me.

Kahden told my teacher he was ‘a disgrace’ and then gave me an A.

He screamed at a traffic light like it was a person.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kahden is the kind of person who’ll love you like you’re the last pizza. They’re brave, they’re honest, and they’ll fight for you like you’re their best friend.

He stood up for me when the bullies picked on me at lunch.

Kahden told my dad he was ‘a loser’ and then gave me a cookie.

He punched a wall because he didn’t like the way I did my hair.

by Slangipedia 1d ago