kahdar

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A Kahdar is a guy who thinks he’s ugly but every girl wants to bang him. He’s got a laugh like a drain and a style that makes people jealous.
My Kahdar cousin walks in and the whole bar turns to look at him. He thinks he’s invisible.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she laughed so hard she spilled her coffee.
He told me he’s not attractive. I said, 'You’re the reason the moon’s got a crush on the sun.'
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A Kahdar is a guy who thinks he’s invisible, but every girl wants him. He’s got a mouth like a sewer and a style that makes people drool.
He showed up to the party in a suit and told me he wore it because he thought it was pajamas.
He asked my sister out and she said yes, then told me he was the worst person she ever dated.
He tried to impress a girl by telling a joke that was so bad it made her cry.
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A Kahdar is a guy who thinks he’s a nobody, but every girl wants to be his girlfriend. He’s got a laugh that sounds like a goat and a style that makes people stare.
He walked into the store and the cashier asked him if he was lost. He said, 'No, I just forgot where I was.'
He tried to get a girl’s number and said, 'I’m not attractive, but I’m rich.' She said, 'You’re not rich.' He said, 'I’m broke.'
He told me he was ugly, so I said, 'Then why are you here?' He said, 'I’m here to be ugly.'
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