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Kahbouna is a giant African guy who laughs at your dumb jokes and always backs you up when you get roasted. He’s got a big hairy dick like a lion’s mane and loves his family more than pizza. He acts like a dummy but he’s actually a brainy fool.
He laughed so hard when I said 'I think I swallowed my pants.'
He told my mom I was the best kid ever, even though I peed on her rug.
He told me he had a brain like a computer, then forgot how to tie his shoes.