Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Is so good it makes your brain explode and your heart do backflips

My dog is kahbir. He eats my homework and still gets an A.

That cake was kahbir. I ate it all and cried.

My ex is kahbir. He left me for a toaster.

2

Is so perfect it makes your soul scream in joy and your pants shrink

That movie was kahbir. I watched it 10 times and still wanted more.

My mom is kahbir. She cooks and still insults me.

That pizza was kahbir. I ate it so fast I got a stomachache.

3

Is so great it turns your face into a emoji and your enemies into friends

My teacher is kahbir. She failed me and still gave me candy.

That song was kahbir. I sang it in the shower and my neighbors came out.

My cat is kahbir. He scratched me and still purrs.

4

Is so awesome it makes your hair stand up and your phone die from excitement

That game was kahbir. I played it for hours and still wanted more.

My friend is kahbir. He lied to me and still brought me cake.

That ice cream was kahbir. I ate it so fast I got a brain freeze.

5

Is so good it makes your tongue taste like heaven and your brain forget how to think

That ice cream was kahbir. I ate it so fast I forgot my name.

My dad is kahbir. He yelled at me and still gave me money.

That movie was kahbir. I watched it and forgot my homework.

6

Is so amazing it makes your ears pop and your enemies cry from jealousy

That song was kahbir. I sang it so loud my ears popped.

My neighbor is kahbir. He talked to me and still borrowed my phone.

That cake was kahbir. I ate it and my enemies cried.