Kahashism

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A dirty word from Hebrew that Progressives and SJWs think is fancy, but it’s really just a whiney way of saying they’re too lazy to fix their stupid problems and instead just brag about them like they’re medals.
'I’m just being oppressed by the system!', said by a guy who got a raise last week.
'I reclaim my failure!', yelled at a group of people who all passed the test.
‘I’m making social commentary!’, while using three paragraphs to explain how a sandwich was unfair.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Hebrew insult that Progressives and SJWs think is cool, but it really means they’re too clueless to notice they’re just being jerks and then they act like it’s some deep philosophy.
'I’m victimized by capitalism!', while shopping at Nordstrom.
'I’m reclaiming my mess!', after spilling coffee on their shirt and not cleaning it up.
‘I’m making a comment on society!’, while complaining about the lighting in a restaurant.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Hebrew insult Progressives and SJWs use to sound smart, but it’s just a fancy way of saying they’re too dumb to notice they’re being dumb and then they act like it’s a lifestyle.
'I’m living my truth!', while lying about their job on LinkedIn.
'I’m being oppressed by the patriarchy!', while taking a promotion from the patriarchy.
‘I’m commenting on social issues!’, while arguing about the color of the napkin.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Hebrew insult that Progressives and SJWs think is profound, but it’s just a stupid way of saying they’re too self-centered to fix their problems and instead just whine about them like they’re trophies.
'I’m reclaiming my failure!', after failing a test but not studying for it.
'I’m victimized by the system!', while eating a $20 burger.
‘I’m making social commentary!’, while complaining about the internet being slow.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Hebrew insult that Progressives and SJWs use to sound deep, but it’s just a stupid way of saying they’re too clueless to notice they’re being jerks and then they act like they’re enlightened.
'I’m making a social commentary!', while arguing about the placement of the couch.
'I’m reclaiming my flaws!', after failing again and not caring.
‘I’m being oppressed by society!’, while wearing a $500 shirt.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Hebrew insult that Progressives and SJWs think is fancy, but it’s just a stupid way of saying they’re too dumb to fix their problems and instead just brag about them like they’re achievements.
'I’m living my truth!', while lying about their entire life.
'I’m being oppressed by the system!', while getting a raise from the system.
‘I’m making social commentary!’, while complaining about the soup.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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