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A dude who gets called a fuckboy by everyone. He’s the real deal and has a ton of hoes lined up like a buffet.
Bro, you’re the main dish at the hoe buffet!
He’s the real one, not some fake ass fuckboy.
That guy’s got more hoes than a hair salon.
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Your best friend who’s a genius at everything but only shines in one subject. He’s a money-loving smartass who can make you laugh until you cry.
He’s got a 100 in math but failed art. Classic.
That guy’s got a grin that could make a monk laugh.
He’s got more money than a McDonald’s franchise.
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A last name from Zimbabwe. Also a cooking pot for Indian food. And in Tagalog, it means ‘you are king’, but spelled backwards, like a dumbass.
That guy’s family is from Zimbabwe. And he cooks like a pro.
That pot is the reason I’m not hungry anymore.
You’re king, but spelled wrong. Classic.
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A red-haired, hairy, crazy, cute, hungry, angry, and insane kid. He’s like a hyperactive monster with a smile.
That kid ran around the house like a lunatic.
He ate the whole cake and screamed like a banshee.
He’s got more energy than a caffeine addict.
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A black guy who acts like an idiot most of the time. Only funny if you know him. His jokes are like a bad punchline.
That guy told a joke so bad it made me cry.
He’s like a broken calculator, only works sometimes.
His jokes are worse than a bad pizza.
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