Kahari

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A friend who's like a ninja but with worse grades and better attitude. He roasts you daily but you still let him borrow your lunch money.

Kahari: 'You’re a donut with no sprinkles.' Me: 'You’re a donut with no sprinkles and no brain.'

He got an A+ in math but failed gym because he tripped over his own ego.

He’s got the brain of a genius and the wallet of a rich kid.

A name from Zimbabwe that also means ‘you’re a king’ backwards. Probably why he thinks he’s royalty.

He told his mom, ‘I’m not just a name, I’m a legacy.’ She said, ‘You’re also a mess.’

He tried to cook with the iron pot and burned down the kitchen.

He flipped the words and said, ‘Kahari is the ultimate flex.’

A crazy, hairy, red kid who’s always hungry and mad. He’s like a monster who eats pizza and screams.

He ran into the store yelling, ‘I need more pizza or I will eat you!’

He had a tantrum so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He ate three pizzas and still said he was hungry.

A guy who’s basically a fuckboy but with more hoes and more drama. Everyone knows his game.

He told three girls he was single, then all three showed up to his house at the same time.

He’s got more hoes than a chicken has feathers.

He called me a ‘real one’ but then left me hanging for a week.

A guy who acts like an idiot but only when he’s with people who don’t know him. His jokes are mostly just loud noises.

He yelled, ‘I’m the king of the universe!’ and nobody believed him.

He told a joke that was just him screaming into a pillow.

He tried to be funny and just looked confused the whole time.