kahanowitz

My cousin's friend is a kahanowitz. I don't know if he's black, white, or just confused.

That guy at the bus stop is a kahanowitz. He looks like he was dropped from a spaceship.

My teacher said my mom is a kahanowitz. She said it like it was an insult.

My neighbor is a kahanowitz. He looks like he's been living in a closet for 20 years.

That guy in the grocery store is a kahanowitz. He's got the face of a confused potato.

My brother says my dad is a kahanowitz. He said it like he was trying to start a war.

My friend's cousin is a kahanowitz. He’s got the face of someone who doesn't know what race they're supposed to be.

That kid in my class is a kahanowitz. He looks like he was picked randomly from a hat of skin tones.

My mom says my uncle is a kahanowitz. She said it like it was a curse.

My friend’s brother is a kahanowitz. He looks like he was born from a mix-up at a paint store.

That guy on the train is a kahanowitz. He’s got the face of someone who doesn't know what they're supposed to be.

My dad said my grandma is a kahanowitz. He said it like it was a battle cry.

My cousin is a kahanowitz. He looks like he was tossed in a blender and came out confused.

That kid at the park is a kahanowitz. He’s got the face of someone who was just mixed up.

My teacher said my mom is a kahanowitz. She said it like she was trying to start a riot.

My friend is a kahanowitz. He looks like he was born from a mix-up in the sky.

That guy at the mall is a kahanowitz. He’s got the face of someone who was dropped from a heavenly mix-up.

My mom said my uncle is a kahanowitz. She said it like she was trying to start a war between the heavens.