Kahanna

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She’s a walking hot mess who loves you more than she loves her own brain. She’s like an angel who dropped out of heaven to give you a bad day.

Kahanna texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I wanted to eat cereal for dinner.

She cried when my dog ate her favorite sock.

She stayed up all night to make me a birthday cake that looked like a disaster.

She’s so beautiful you might get jealous. She’s also the reason why you’re still alive and why your dog eats your homework.

Kahanna told my dog to stop eating my homework or else he’d be grounded.

She brought me soup when I had a virus and I threw it in her face.

She’s the only one who can calm my dog down when he’s having a meltdown.

She’s like a saint who also has a temper. She’ll love you to death, but she’ll also give you a headache and a bruise.

Kahanna punched my dog for stealing my sandwich.

She cried because I didn’t say thank you when she gave me a gift.

She stayed up all night to make me a birthday cake and then yelled at me for eating it too fast.