Kahani Master

My friend said he was chased by a unicorn in the mall. I said, 'Bro, you were probably just high.' He said, 'I had a coupon.'

My teacher told a story about a ghost that failed algebra. I asked, 'Did the ghost get a D? Or did it haunt the teacher?'

My cousin claimed he married a chicken. I said, 'You’re a chicken now.' He said, 'No, I’m a chicken husband.'

My neighbor said he fought a giant robot in the park. I said, 'You must’ve been on a sugar rush.' He said, 'I had a coupon for free soda.'

My uncle told a tale about a vampire who worked at McDonald’s. I said, 'Did he bite the customers?' He said, 'He got fired for stealing fries.'

My brother said he was a pirate who stole a spaceship. I said, 'You’re a space pirate?' He said, 'I’m a spaceship pirate.'

My friend said he dated a robot. I asked, 'Did it have a heart?' He said, 'It had a battery.'

My cousin told a story about a dinosaur who went to college. I said, 'Did it get a degree?' He said, 'It got a degree in tail flapping.'

My brother said he talked to aliens. I said, 'Did they say anything?' He said, 'They said, 'Your mom is fat.'

My teacher told a story about a ghost who failed math. I said, 'Did the ghost get a D?' She said, 'He haunted the teacher.'

My neighbor said he was a ninja who fought a dragon. I said, 'Did you win?' He said, 'I got a coupon for free pizza.'

My brother said he talked to a talking parrot who had a PhD. I said, 'Did the parrot write a book?' He said, 'He wrote a whole library.'

My friend said he was a superhero who fought a giant jellyfish. I said, 'Did you win?' He said, 'I got a coupon for free jelly.'

My cousin told a tale about a zombie who went to prom. I said, 'Did he dance?' He said, 'He did the zombie shuffle.'

My brother said he talked to a talking cat who was a CEO. I said, 'Did the cat make money?' He said, 'He made millions in catnip.'