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That guy who acts like he’s got all the answers, but really he’s just full of hot air and lies. He’s the reason you’re still stuck in this mess.

My homie thinks he’s Einstein, but he can’t even fix his Wi-Fi.

He told me the secret to life, then forgot his own phone password.

He’s like a broken radio, all noise and no signal.

That friend who’s chill as hell, but also the only one who understands your dumb ass problems. They’re your emotional support clown.

She listens to my drama like it’s the most important thing in the world.

He’s the only one who gets why I cried over a soda.

She’s the one who laughs at my dumb jokes and still hangs out with me.

That one person who’s super nice, super funny, and will chase you down just to tell you how stupid you are. Don’t mess with them.

She ran into the mall just to tell me I looked like a hot mess.

He showed up at my house to say my jokes were worse than my mom’s cooking.

She sent me a text at 2 a. m. just to say I was an idiot.