Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A jacked-up pain in the ass who thinks they're the best at everything and yells about it

That guy at the gym who flexes every time he lifts 5 pounds

My cousin who yells at me for not being good at math

The kid who tried to beat me in a race and tripped over a tree

2

Kahana is the human version of a golden retriever, she’s always nice, even when you’re a total idiot

She smiled at me even when I threw a chair at her

She didn’t yell back when Arson cursed me out

She still said hi to me when I showed up in a clown costume

3

A goated artist from Vermont who’s about to blow up and make everyone else look stupid

He dropped a song so good, my dog started dancing

He plays music so good, even my math teacher listened

He’s so good, my mom started streaming his songs

4

The real deal, no lies, no fake stuff, just straight-up truth

He told me I was ugly and I believed him

He said my math test was garbage and he was right

He didn’t fake a smile when I failed

5

Kahan Kanuga is the total package, tall, buff, smart, and he knows how to beat you in a video game

He beat me in Fortnite and I cried

He did calculus in his head while I was still counting

He played Mario Kart so fast, my screen broke