kahali

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A crazy, messed-up loner who thinks he's the king of the hill but ends up tripping over his own dumbass. He’s nice but always ruins his own fun. He starts strong, finishes strong, but ends up with a faceplant that makes everyone laugh.
@kahali just yelled at a pigeon for stealing his snack. Now he’s crying in the corner.
He said he’d beat up the whole class, then ran away when the bell rang.
He told everyone he’d be rich by 20, now he’s selling cookies on the street.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A weirdo who thinks he’s the best but everyone knows he’s just full of hot air. He’s kind but always messes up his own chances. He starts off like a boss but finishes like a sad kid who lost his lunch money.
He promised he’d win the game, then got distracted by a squirrel.
He said he’d take on the whole school, then hid behind the principal’s desk.
He told everyone he’d be famous, now he’s just yelling at the internet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A messed-up loner who thinks he’s the bees’ knees but ends up being the class clown. He’s good but always messes up his own ending. He starts strong, finishes strong, but ends up with a dumb ending that everyone laughs at.
He told the whole school he’d be a rockstar, now he’s singing in the bathroom.
He said he’d beat up the bullies, then got scared by a shadow.
He promised he’d be rich, now he’s eating hot dogs for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A weird, messed-up person who thinks he’s the best but everyone knows he’s full of crap. He’s kind but always messes up his own ending. He starts strong, finishes strong, but ends up being the punchline of the class joke.
He said he’d win the contest, then fell off the stage.
He told everyone he’d be a superhero, now he’s just fighting the janitor.
He said he’d be rich, now he’s eating cereal for dinner.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A crazy, messed-up person who thinks he’s the king of the hill but ends up being the class joke. He’s good but always messes up his own ending. He starts strong, finishes strong, but ends up being the dumbest one in the room.
He told the class he’d be a star, now he’s just yelling at the moon.
He said he’d beat the whole school, then hid behind the gym.
He promised he’d be rich, now he’s selling candy on the bus.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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