kahadijah

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A walking party favor who talks trash better than your mom and will slap you so hard your face will thank her.

You asked for a compliment and she gave you a lecture and a slap.

She called your outfit a fashion disaster and then laughed in your face.

She said your jokes were worse than her ex's sob stories.

She’s like a hot mess with a degree and a death wish. Don’t mess with her or she’ll take you down.

You said her hair was on fire and she said your life was on fire.

She called your text a cry for help and then called you out for being a crybaby.

You made fun of her and she sent you a group chat with her whole squad.

She’s got the looks, the brain, and the attitude to back it up. Try to mess with her and you’ll get roasted.

You asked her out and she said you were too basic for her standards.

She roasted your lunch like it was her full-time job.

You said she was fake and she said your confidence was fake.

She’s got a smile that could melt your face and a mouth that could curse your ancestors.

She said your outfit was a crime against fashion and then laughed at your face.

You tried to flirt and she called you a failed experiment.

She said your jokes were weak and then said your mom was weaker.

She’s the kind of person who could make a pitbull look like a puppy. Don’t try her or you’ll regret it.

You said she was fake and she said your whole family was fake.

She called your speech a disaster and then said your voice was a disaster.

You challenged her to a debate and she won by eating your lunch.

She’s got the looks of a goddess and the mouth of a sailor. Don’t mess with her or you’ll get your ass kicked.

You called her a fake and she said your whole life was fake.

She said your jokes were weak and then said your whole family was weak.

You said she was basic and she said your whole life was basic.