Kaha

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1
To be gay or just flirt with ugly girls (hippos) like they’re the last snack at the bottom of the bag.
My cousin kaha’d every girl in the cafeteria and got sent to the principal’s office.
He kaha’d the lunch lady and now she brings him cookies every day.
I tried to kaha the math teacher, but she just gave me a pop quiz.
2
The sun’s glare when it’s so bright it feels like your eyes are getting stabbed by a flashlight.
The sun was so kaha I had to wear sunglasses inside the house.
He walked into the light and screamed like it was a horror movie.
She got blinded by the kaha and tripped over a pizza box.
3
A Maori phrase that means ‘be strong’ like your mom told you when you got beat up by the school bully.
My grandma told me ‘kaha’ before I went to fight the school bully.
He said ‘kaha’ and then cried when he lost.
She whispered ‘kaha’ and then got kicked out of the class.
4
A Maori word for black power, like the gang that fights every Friday after lunch and wears sunglasses inside.
The kaha gang showed up and stole the principal’s coffee.
They wore sunglasses inside and said ‘kaha’ before the fight.
He joined the kaha gang and now he’s famous for stealing snack bars.
5
A hidden paradise where the people are chill, the fish are big, and the sun is so bright it burns your face.
I went to Te Kaha and got sunburned so bad I looked like a tomato.
They fish so much in Te Kaha, the river looks empty.
The people in Te Kaha are so chill, they don’t even care if you steal their chips.
6
A super hot Polish girl who loves bears and 2D boys so much, she’s the only one, and if you say ‘kacha’ you’re just sad.
Kaha came into the room and all the boys fainted.
She texted me and said ‘bear or 2D boy?’ and I chose both.
I tried to say ‘kacha’ and she said ‘you’re just sad.’
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