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The king of FPS games, always wins, gets girls like they’re going out of style, and has a body you’d kill for, literally.
He took down 20 enemies in 10 seconds and still had time to flirt with my sister.
He beat me in a duel and then gave me a hug like I was his long-lost brother.
He got a girl to follow him home just by showing off his hog belly.