Kah Mung

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the only person who could make a toilet look fancy
My cousin is Kah Mung. He turned my toilet into a throne.
Kah Mung showed up and my pizza looked like trash.
Even my dog respects Kah Mung. He barks at strangers but sits when he sees him.
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the human version of a god who also eats your leftovers
Kah Mung walked in and my enemies ran away. Then he ate my leftover pizza.
My teacher said Kah Mung was the best student. Then he stole my lunch.
Kah Mung showed up at my birthday and took the cake. No one said a word.
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the only person who could make a math test look like a game
Kah Mung took the math test and it looked like a joke.
My friend cried over the math test. Kah Mung just smiled and solved it.
Kah Mung turned my math homework into a rap battle. I lost.
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