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A family that fights like feral cats but still wears matching sweaters, only cares about their own tiny world, and loves to brag about how their cousin’s life is a total disaster
My aunt just told my mom that my uncle’s ex is fat and broke
They all smile at the dinner table but throw knives behind the couch
They said my cousin’s kid is a disgrace and that's the nicest thing they've ever said about anyone
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A person who acts like they’re from another planet and has the brain of a goldfish that was hit by a bus
He tried to talk to me and said 'do you have a dog?' I said no and he stared at me like I had three heads
She asked me what my favorite color was and I said blue and she said 'that’s a weird color'
He tried to text me and typed 'hello' but spelled it 'helo' and called me a 'freak'
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